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Croat pensioner fails to survive prospect of oral sex

Croatian Times

An aged Croat pensioner died just after a local prostitute agreed to give him oral sex for the discount price of only four pounds in Split.

The 80-year-old pensioner met the 30-year-old prostitute in the centre of the city, and they agreed on oral sex at a bargain price.

The daily Slobodna Dalmacija has reported that the two of them went inside an abandoned old house to have sex.

When the man dropped his trousers, he suffered a heart attack. The prostitute called for help, but rescuers arrived too late to save him.

The man was described in the local paper as a person who had been looking for sex to his last breath.



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